Robert Pattinson Is the Most Handsome Man Alive, Scientists Say

Well, he may have been snubbed by the Academy for his work in The Lighthouse, but Robert Pattinson is now the proud recipient of a title that might be an even bigger ego boost than an Oscar. According to scientists burdened with the unenviable task of examining the world’s most beauriful people and determining who’s hottest, Pattinson is the most handsome man on the planet. Rather, the scientists went old school in their effort to determine the most swoon-worthy heartthrob. They went way past the first Twilight movie, all the way back to Ancient Greece and a concept known as “the Golden Ratio of Beauty Phi.” It seems that 2,500 years ago, some olive-eating toga enthusiast determined the facial feature proportions that are most pleasing to the human eye. For people with a life of expecancy of like 35, the Ancient Greeks apparently had a ton of time on their hands. Anyway, it seems RPattz edged out the other Hollywood hunks with a face that’s 92.15 percent “accurate” according to the Golden Ratio. “He was in the top five for nearly all the categories because he has such classically shaped features and a wonderful chiselled jaw,”...

Exotic Birds Found Living In Squalor At Burmarrad Garden Center Have Been Rehomed

Piscopo Gardens are working to rehome 20 birds, including exotic species, that have been living in filthy conditions at their garden centre. Images surfaced on social media recently of the conditions of the birds at the Burmarrad garden center, striking a nerve with the online community for the poor conditions that these birds have been left in. Since the issue was raised, Piscopo Gardens has issued a response stating that they have been working to get the birds rehomed. “Piscopo Gardens would like to reassure animal lovers that the situation has been settled and we have been working round the clock to ensure each bird is taken care of.” “We understand animal lovers’ concerns and want to put their minds at rest that we are focused on rectifying this unfortunate situation that arose following the departure of the person who took care of this section — we have nothing to hide,” said company director Vinny Piscopo. “The exotic birds have been handed over to a bird specialist, while we plan to rope in bird organisations to guide us on rehoming the remaining birds — mainly quails, geese, ducks and canaries — as we focus on returning to our core plant and gardening business.” While th...